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MIGRATION. MOVING BLOGS.

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:17:30 GMT

Hello People.

Im finally migrating from Xanga.
Yes, it took me a long time to decide.
But ive came to a final verdict.
Ive moved on to Blogger.

Im still keeping this blog though for old time's sake. Nostalgic momento.
As well as to sign in and comment on my friends Xanga posts.

But who knows, one day i might just really miss Xanga, delete my blogger blog and move back home.
This blog is home.
Im just migrating until i decide for real where im gonna settle down.

Sheesh, i make this sound like as though im moving far far away when im just moving a URL away.

Im attached to Xanga okay.
This is where i started.
I loved Xanga the first time i used it.
Cos blogger was sucky then and i had no html skills whatsoever.
But now, finding Xanga skins is a pain. I like changing and modifying blog skins.
And Blogger has alot of great skins to play around with.

Anyways, moving on with the new blog.

http://coquettishmish.blogspot.com

Sorry for the trouble people, do link me up again please?
Thanx. :)

perfection equals plastic.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:20:54 GMT

Dont you just hate it when people act like they expect you to be perfect?

It's annoying.
Beacuse deep down, everyone knows that nothing is perfect in this world.
Not even robots are perfect.
If you ever met someone who is so perfect without any fault, run away.
Something is definitely wrong.

And for those who rants on and on about how perfection can be achieved, utter bullshit.
Dont shit yourself.

If you think you're so perfect, you must be a barbie doll.
But even barbies arent perfect, no, they melt when they get too close to fire.
Yes, plastics melt.
If you're so perfect, you're total plastic.
It's no wonder you dont have a heart.
Boo you.

Trust is hard to come by these days.
Everyone lies.
I lie.

But when someone whom you trust whole heartedly betrays that very last essence of your trust, you know that you're never gonna trust anyone that way ever again.
Just one small act of betrayal could change a person's life in many ways.
And when someone lies in your face over and over again, that layer of trust deteriorates and disappears, just like water on rocks.
White lies are still lies.
Lying with good reason is still lying.
Not saying anything is lying as well.
It's worse when you lie and make up lame excuses for it.
Even worse when you lie, after ive already known the truth.

When you lie so much, you end up with nothing and nobody around you.
For you're just too caught up in your little web of lies.
And one day, you will realize that lying doesnt work for you anymore.
No matter what you say, no one will believe you.
It's a lesson out of a preschool story, 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'.
Read it, and re-evaluate yourself.

I should stop lying to myself, really.
Sometimes, i wonder if you're even worth it.

When all i wanted is to trust you and gain your trust, you seem to make me lose my faith in you.
Over and over again.
I guess some traits in a person can never be changed, ever.
Such as, lying.

Life goes on.

TAGGED by KARLA

Like any tag, it comes with a set of rules. In this case, the rules are as follows:
. state 15 weird things/ habits/ little known facts about yourself
. The 10 people I tag are to then to follow my footsteps and write their own 15 weird things/habits and little known facts.
. No tag backs (as in once ive done this, please dont tag this exact tag again. pls n tenkius.)

Enjoy my weird doings, my habits and my facts

1. I love the color black to death.
Ever since the birth of the universe, black has always been an essential part of everything.
And its useful for many things; like the slimming effect it has, the ultra sexy aura it gives off, disguising in the dark, etc.
I love black!

2. I am left handed.
I used to think i was really weird when im the only one in kindergarten writing with my left hand.
But then an old uncle told me i was special, and i was very happy. :)
Until i started highschool and realized im not alone being special anymore.
And the magic of a lefty just wore off.

3. I have great love for my hamster.
Every little furry ball that i ever owned actually.
How can anyone resist a cute little furball?

4. I can be really nasty if i wanted to.
I was like the nastiest girl in primary school. (seriously, ask leng)
If it wasnt for someone who actually 'tamed' me, i might be nastier now.

5. I own a mask that has my smile on it.
Yes, i dont show my true emotions.
Im good at hiding them.
Only a few people can recognize my mask.

6. I do believe in Karma.
What goes up definitely must come down.
Ive seen karma happening too many times to not believe it.
In fact, i believe in karma more than i believe in ghosts.

7. Ive not had unpolished nails ever since i graduated from form 5.
Yeap, since i graduated, my nails have been painted one color after another.
And repainted over and over again.
Up till now.

8. I should count my blessings.
Not that i live a fabulous life that i could have wanted to but i live a pretty good life.
Great family, great friends; minimal complications.
Studying something i love, doing things i love.
I really should start counting now.

9. I love to argue.
If things are too smooth, something is wrong.
I need to pick a fight whenever things are too mundane.
I argue alot because one way or another, i always win and winning feels good.
Then again, i think there's something wrong with me.

10. I am seriously vain.
Many people dont know that cos i dont act that way.
But trust me, i am vain as hell.

11. Im a damn convincing actor.
Many times, my drama skills have saved my ass.
i believe it to be my secret weapon.
Usually that's how i get what i want, my way.

12. I love the smell of cucumber and aloe vera.
Yes, like ever since i started using the St. Ives lotion.
Im freaking addicted to that smell.

13. I never regret.
No matter how bad my choices are, or how much i say i regret, in my heart, i NEVER regret.
Im glad that all my choices have made me what i am today, and im damn proud of it.
No regrets.

14. I HATE pigeons.
Seriously, they're like everywhere like some sort of contamination.
And they have fugly pink legs with a matching hideous mole on their beak.
Can anyone say ewww?
Chickens are not any better either. They are fugly, disgusting, and delicious.

15. I am still battling my fats.
In my early days i was a fat kid. (Not obese, but chubby kinda fat)
In my primary school days, i was still fat.
I was chubby during my highschool years.
Chubby still during my first 2 years in college.
And now, im still chubby.
Bloody hell, can anyone help me get rid of my fats?
No, im not anorexic, im fat.

Thats all from me.

As for the 10 lucky (or unlucky) people I tag are:
1. Leng
2. JenJen
3. Jonathan
4. Michelle J
5. Kelvin
6. Sophia
7. Joel
8. Nushka
9. Christina
10. Whoever that're bored enough.

liar liar, you lit me on fire.

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:21 GMT

Fuhh, just got back from Alex & Sherry's wedding after party.
i missed out on their wedding dinner, so sorry guys, but their after party was a blast. :)

Congratulations to the newlyweds. (you go Alex!)

He's been my sorta big-brother for the past 7 years and its great that he finally met Sherry, and settled down with such a great gal like her.
She's awesome. Everyone loves her.

Their new abode in Damansara Heights is the bomb.
And fancy throwing a wedding after party at your house on your wedding night.
It's like a freakin night club in there.
Sherry went all out and hired a Bartender who's worked in Ruums, Luna Bar, and Laundry Bar.
Ive been introduced to so many different drinks, and i love all except Bloody Marys.
It's tomato for goodness sake. Eww. Vegetarian vodka?
You should see Sherry downing the flaming lamborghini, she's a drinking queen.

There wasnt time to actyally get a DJ or the after party but smart Jun Yong, he made a compilation of good & overplayed songs for clubs.
So there was a good dose of Benny Benassi, ATB, Paul Van Dyke, and so on.
I never expected a lil house party to be so fun.
There was easily 40 people all in one 2-storey bungalow.
It's like highschool all over again, except with booze and less obnoxious loud music.
Dan, Gary, Tze Hock, and Dave were table dancing. LOLX.
Party boys always provides the laughs.
Like how their motto goes:
"Look like a Superstar, Party like a Rockstar, Play like an Allstar, Fuck like a Pornstar."
Hahaha. Love it.

Photos will be up once ive gotten them from Darren and the others.
Eddie's party up next month. XD
And so is someone's birthday. *hint hint*

Dam bloody sueh today.
I was talking to Adrian online just now when i felt the need to go relieve myself.
('relieve' is the polite term for 'shit' or 'pee'.) Lolx.
So i told him brb, but he insisted on me finishing my gossip first.
Guys, i tell you, are more kaypo than us girls nowadays.
So i typed in my last few lines and got up, turned around to dash for the toilet.

And i bloody tripped on the bloody wire.
And skinned my freaking knee.

I dont mind a cut that gushes out deep red blood.
But skinning? Damn i hate that.
If it's a cut, all you have to do is clean and plasterize it.
When you skin it, you dont know whether to cut off the hanging skin or to just let it be.
No reason to put on a plaster as there's no bleeding.
So what do you do?
Nothing.
There's nothing you can do about it but endure the creeping pain.
Gradually it becomes more painful.
Especially if you accidentally scraped it againt something.

Grr. I hate you skin.

Damn painful now lor.
Someone come kiss my boo boo. :(

Oh yeah, anyone who's going for The Passion World Tour, please let me know?
i need a car pool partner.
Tank yius. :)

you heart me but you dont know who i am.

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:46:11 GMT

I started my day with a terrible sight to behold.

I was in the car talking to dad and minding my business.
Then i innocently looked out of the window at the make shift car wash area.
I saw this indian man with hairy chest wearing only his baby pink towel washing a car.
I was thinking to myself, it's 8am and it's so freaking cold, how can he just stand out there in his towel?
Must be the amound of hair on his body keeping him warm.

And suddenly, as i was blank staring at the fella doing his work, his baby pink towel DROPPED OFF!
Oh-my-freaking-garden-gnome-in-four-inch-stilettos!
He wasnt wearing anything underneath okay.
Believe me, 3 cartons of eyedrops will not clear that nasty image form my mind.
I'll leave everything to your imagination. *shudders*

Yeap, so that's how my blissful morning was spoilt.
But thank God the rest of my day was alright.
No more unsightly images flashing at me.

Another week and then it's officially holiday time.
Like finally.
I dont even wanna think about CI for now.

Anyways, The Bouncing Bananas are UPDATED, again! XD
I realized ive been hard sell promoting it over here but who cares, it's my blog i can write whatever i want.
So as not to spoil the surprise, i shall only reveal my fave piece from the collection.

I heart this like ALOT.
If no one buys it, i will have it for myself. ;)
It has lace trimmings for the top and the straps.
Has inner lining on the inside as well and it's so cottony soft.
Comes in baby pink, blue and green too.
Tempted yet?

*click click*

Oh and ive been pretty bored today.
i cant seem to find anything to rant about.
So i decided to do this.

I absolutely heart this Burberry dog.
Victor got it for me last christmas. :)

I seriously think this dog would make a good president.
If he's voted president, major changes will be made to our country.

1.Get rid of the fugly turquoise blur pinafores/boring colored corporate uniforms and etc.
These will all be replaced with smarter looking designs, with a combination of white tunics & checked uniforms ala burberry pattern. (see dog's cap)

2.Make tolls free for those who own at least one pet dog. (No, soft toys dont count)

3.Introduce Husky driven cars to reduce petrol consumption. (Husky dogs will be highly paid of course)

4.All hotels/restaurants/malls/etc that bear the 'no dogs allowed sign' will be fined if sign is not removed.

5.All hotels/restaurants/malls/etc should have at least one doggy toilet and related facilities in the vicinity.

6.People with dog/fur allergies should wear a red allergy band, and undergo allergy treatment (still under development)

7.Animal testing laboratories will be shut down.

8.All dogs from pet stores/breeders will be brought to the Canine Training Center (CTC) to be given their medical shots and received disciplinary training.

9.Cats are to respect dogs and run only when chased.

10.Restaurants should allocate a dining spot for dogs as well as parking space.

11.Politicians are to consult their dogs before making any unwise decisions.

12.In the parliament, dogs are to have a reservation of 50 seats for the 50 different breeds (or more)

13.Country investments should NOT include astronauts or overseas sport centers in future or anything else which is deemed unnecessary.
Money should instead be used to build roads and doggy facilities.

Okay, i think i was really too bored.
I dont know what else to do.
I think i should head to bed.

I colored my hair.
See, i told u i was really too bored.

Nitex.

real girls arent perfect. proud to say im imperfect.

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:26:43 GMT

I know its been weeks since the news came out but then again, i havent been keeping myself updated.
So now i go OMG after everyone else had said OMG weeks ago.

Like, OMG, Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby boy.
Seriously, hats off to her. I dont htink i could ever go through what she did.
But then again, it's cos of her own stupidity for ignoring the existence of rubber.
Tsk tsk.

This reminds me of that movie Juno which ive just watched yesterday.
Except that Juno is not ass rich like Spears, doesnt have a train wreck washed out popstar of a sister and oh, doesnt have to give her baby away in someone else's care.
I think Juno's a really sort-of educational movie and it's stupid that Malaysia has to ban that movie from showing.
Teenage pregnancy is already going on and on for years here, so what 'innocence' is there to protect?
Even if you dont air it in cinemas, there's still the internet.
So sooner or later, people will get to watch it via internet downloads or pirated DVDs.
So indirectly, the Censorship Board had just increased the number of sales for illegal pirated DVDs.
And they say they wanna completely wipe out pirated DVDs by year 2020.
NOT gonna happen.
Because they have sucky strategies like banning movies for stupid reasons of 'protecting our youth'.
WTF, its not these movies who are killing your youth alone, its the influence from their friends and the internet and TV.
Might as well ban everything right? Or dont ban anything at all.
Cos it's a waste of time and doesnt make much of a difference.

And they have unreasonable bans as well.
Remember that movie Daredevil which was banned years ago?
Reason was cos the movie title has the word 'DEVIL' in it.
wtff wtff.
Like as if we're such a strictly religious country.
If we are, there wouldnt be so many robbery and rape cases and political scandals all around.
And please, the term Daredevil doesnt mean evil.
It's simply a word use to describe someone who's not afraid of anything.
It has nothing to do with the devil.
Movies which DO have somehting to do with the devil like Constantine and The Excorcism of Emily Rose, they didnt ban them.
How contradicting. And how ironic.
Makes me realize just how lowly educated those upper hands are. They have big heads which are practically empty.
Get a teenager from anywhere and i can bet that he/she will be 10 times smarter than you big shots.

One more thing i dont get, what is with guys and BIG boobs?
Like what's the deal with BIG boobs?
I dont geddit.

The other day when i was out with this friend of mine (im not allowed to display his name, hur hur).
This girl with boobs the size of double Ds passed by, and he went like, "WOW, nice."
I looked at her and i said, what's so nice? Her boobs are too big for her small body and she's not even pretty.
And he was like, so what? She's got a great rack. Who cares about how she looks like?
dot dot dot.
I asked him, so are you saying that you'll date an ugly girl with an unproportionate body, just as long as her rack is huge?
And like all typical guys, he said : Why NOT?

Like wtf.
If you're just dating a chick for her boobs, you might as well cut her boobs off and run away with them, elope to canada for all i care.
It's a stupid thing to date someone just cos of their rack size.
Like hello, that pair of boobs do belong to someone. It's pretty insulting to date someone not for who they are.
What if one day you see a bigger pair? You dump the Ds and go for the Es issit?
In that case, you might as well hop yur way to Thailand and get all the boob u want along Pattaya, that way you can have a different size for every night.
Better yet, go get a boob job for yourself.
Then you'll be married to boobs forever.

I seriously hate guys like these.
And i hate even more, the girls who succumb to stupid guys like these.
If he just wants you for your rack, tell him to forget it, you deserve better.
I can bet these kinda guys wants big tits only cos they have really small balls. Jealous much?
Those girls who can actually stand guys like these, you might as well go sign up for a job in Pattaya.
There are some girls who are even stupid-er, they get boob jobs not because they want it, but upon their boyfriend's request.
WTFF.
We have our integrity and we should demand some respect.
Who gives guys the right to 'use' our bodies this way?
And what makes them think they have th right to tell us what to modify on our bodies?
We're not their fucking car, can modify here there everywhere.
(No wonder every guy says that their car is a 'she')
Of course not all guys, im thankful that ive not dated any jerks like that.

Guys dont realize just how difficult it is for those poor chicks with big boobs okay.
Based on my research over the net and talking to some friends who have size Cs and above:
- It's harder to run and it hurts their boobs when they do.
- They require those extra support bras, like sports bras.
- They sweat more and sometimes rashes appear under the boobs. (eek.)
- Men mentally rape them in public. (these men should just burn in hell.)
- They get the wrong kind of attention most of the time.
- They dont feel confident, making them tend to hunch.
- The weigh more than they should.

And the list goes on.

However, what im saying is, if it's naturally big, be happy about it for i know many girls are dying for big ones.
But DONT ever allow yourself to be ostracized or 'used' by guys.
These shits for dicks dont know any better, and you deserve much better.
As for those moderately sized or flat chested girls, it's not wrong to want bigger ones.
But do it cos you WANT it and NOT cos the boyfriend/crush wants it.

Bottomline is, whatever your decision may be, do it cos you feel comfortable and you want it.

Im in such a bloody writing mood today.
Anyways, im in a picturesque mood too.
Ive been digging out the old photos of the yar 2008, and some from 2007.
These were the good times, and im sure there's more to come. =)

carissa.audrey.nikki.mish.leng.

mish.christina.jennifer.zheng.

francine.mish.

mish.nikki.

david.mish.

mish.sophia.

mish.funky.

mish.leng.

jennifer.chelle.mish.

jennifer.mish.

Till i come back with more rants (if anything else pisses me off this week) XD
Have a great week. =)

XOXO

a string of words with syllables.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 10:46:10 GMT

Im a few days late announcing this but, The Bouncing Bananas are UPDATED!
XD

My fave pick out of the entire lot here is the Miss MNG purse, wristlet, and slingback all in one.
That's a 3-in-1 deal, and absolutely more affordable than the ones in stores.

The three colors we got. They are restockable also in Purple, White & Yellow.

I absoluely LOVE the hearts on the front.
I dont know why, i just DO.

Each unit comes with two straps.
A longer one for use as a slingback.
A shorter one for use as a wristlet.
Or use it as a purse without the straps.
So damn versatile, no? =)

So hurry, place your orders now.

http://thebouncingbananas.blogspot.com

*click click*

Just the other day, someone which i do not know told me:
"hey, ive been reading your blog and i think you'll end up suicidal. You can always cal me at 01X-XXXXXXX if you need any help or support. Im here for you."

what.the.fuck.

Is that supposed to be some lame pick-up line or something?
Do you offer your 'help & support' to 'suicidal' chicks just so you can get into their pants?

Well one thing buster, i am NOT suicidal.
I think suicide is for the weak, and im definitely not that.
My blog is NOT suicidal okay.
How does anything on my blog make me sound like im about to end my life?
Ive never uttered a single word saying , life is cruel, not worth living, and ra ra ra.

Im okay if people call me emo.
Im okay even if they call me broody and moody.
But suicidal?
That shows just how much you dont know me buster.
And stop flashing your number around like that or i'll hand it in to the police and report you.
You do know your cellphone number is registered, dont you?

Pffts.

So annoying la, people who act like as though they know other people when they actually dont.
How absurd and oh-so-annoying.
I hate it when people try to play God and start imposing their judgement on me.
You want to judge me, fine. But do it at your own discretion, i dont need to hear your oh-so-noble preaching.
Got nothing to do but to analyse people issit?
I tell you what, go to google.com.
Search for 'suicidals'.
There's a whole entire list of suicidal people, who are actually suicidal, who you cna help.
Yay for you.
Quick, go impose your noble judgements upon them.
And fuck off from my blog.
Tank yius.

I got this notion that just maybe he's the one who's suicidal and he wants to find solace in someone who'a also as suicidal as he is.
Poor guy, so desperate.
Or maybe he's really just using that as a pick up line to get chicks' numbers.
But what kinda girl will not feel offended when someone calls them suicidal, especially if they're not.
Not workable, find a new pick up line please. The cheesy ones might actually work better.
Or.. maybe he's just crazy.
If so, then i can probably excuse his broken mentality.
If he's not, then i hope he becomes suicidal and jumps off somewhere.
Joy.

End of ranting.

Till i log on again.

honesty is overrated.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:24:18 GMT

Velvet is very very EMO today.
I think she's mad at me for cutting her claws.

She doesnt wanna play with me today.
Nor does she wanna come when i call her.
She just sleeps in her own corner and walks around emo-ly.
Didnt wanna layan me today, even when i disturbed her with the Ducky.

I know most people think it's silly to talk or even read animals' feelings.
But it's possible, not silly and definitely not crazy.
Like with Russell, i used to read him magazines and talk to him about stuff.
And i can tell when he's having grumpy days and even mood swings on rare counts.
As with Tarzan, when i take him out, i always know if he wants to nap on my lap or walk around.
Hamsters dont do much anyways.

And with Velvet, of course i can tell her emotions.
Cats are one the moodiest animals alive.
Especially female cats.

People who say animals are just emotionless living beings should just stab themselves.

The emo kitty.

Just the other day i was talking to this girl who was 3years younger.
Which makes her 17 years old.
And i cannot believe that she is so damn naive.

She was talking about this guy she was crazy about and she told me that this guy said he knew me.
So i was like, really? I asked for his name.
She told me, BARRY.
I LOL-ed so hard. I never had a friend or even acquaintance by that name before, ever.
What kind of mother names their kid Barry??
Or maybe it's something he came up with by himself, i dont know.
Please dont ever name your kids Barry.

So i told her, no, you must have gotten the wrong Michelle.
And she said, no, he gave me the link to your FS page.
I asked her to give me the link to his FS page.

So after i directed myself there, i nearly choked to my death.
Oh, i know that guy alright.
But not by that horrendous name of Barry.
For his discretion, i will not bring up his real name here so let's call him Mister Fake.

I have not seen this annoying slimeball for 4years now, thank goodness.
He's the most annoying fugly vainpot i have ever known.
And he stinks.
He smells exactly like unwashed, sweaty socks. No kidding!

Back to the story.
The photo of him in FS however, is not his exact photo.
He somehow managed to become some Photoshop expert and made himself look more... presentable.
And according to my other friend who just saw him recently, he still looks as fat and fugly as before.
So no doubt, he's scamming little girls online.
His friends list consists of a horrendous amount of 'ah lians', well make that 90%.
The 10% or less are his 'ah bengs'.
It just makes one sick to see someone pretending to be who they're not, using some tacky fake name, and cyber flirting.
I mean cmon, you're 20 and you're cheating young girls online? Get a life weyh.

So i told this 17 year old chick about the real Mr. Fake.
He's fat, fugly, oily-faced, and his photoshop skills are good enough to convince young girls.
He somehow gave himself a nose job, a full body liposuction, eye-enlargement, more hair, and thinner lips.
I wouldnt say his 'plastic surgery' is successful though, i can still see some photoshop bits here and there.

But still, even after his 'plastic surgery', i still dont find him anywhere near attractive.
I dont know, maybe this girl is attracted to hideousness?

And anyways, she doesnt believe me and prefers to see him in person.
She has a so called meet up date with him this week.
And i say, good luck. You're in for a great shock.

Then she shot me back and said, even if it's photoshopped, what's wrong with it?
You do it too.
Yes, i ADMIT that i PHOTOSHOP my pictures but only as far as changing the colors, the contrast, and adding text.
I DONT perform virtual plastic surgery on myself like how Mr. Fake does it.
I dont even want to waste my time, slowly slimming each and every part of me, and with all the imperfections on him, it's bound to cost him 4 hours per photo.
That is just plain desperate.
you slim yourself and beautify yourself and post it up on FS or FB.
Sure, you get lots of flattering attention from people.
But then once they actually see you in person, they'll vomit their guts out and their eyes will start bleeding.
So is there actually a point in lying just to meet more people?
Unless you're only looking for an EGO BOOST then i guess no one can blame you for your ugliness.
I really hate people who do this.
Even more, i hate those idiots who fall for it, even after they are told otherwise.
Open your eyes girls, and inspect his photos properly.
If you dont see it, you're either blind of ignorant.

I was looking through xiaxue's archives and i found a really good example of how Mr. Fake modified himself.
THIS IS ONLY AN EXAMPLE, nicely photoshopped by XiaXue.

See the extreme difference?
This is what Mr. Fake did to himself,except that his skills are not as good.
From fugly to presentable.

You can never trust what you see on the net.

But i guess it's a good thing for that girl though, she'll never fall for anyone by their looks again,online.

But im still very pissed off when she said that i photoshop myself.
The way she said it is like implying that im a fake like Mr. Fake and that i present myself through photoshop magic.
Rawr~
She doesnt know how wrong and insulting she is.
I keep repeating that i only use photoshop to edit the colors, the contrast and to add text and resizing.
I never touch my face with photoshop tools, unless of there's a huge ass pimple on my nose then i think it's reasonable la.
But bloody hell she makes me sound like im some fake bimbo virtual plastic surgeon.
No manners man.

You wanna see myself at my ugliest? Fine.
I show you.
I'll prove to you that anyone, even ameteurs can photoshop, if they're desperate enough.
I for one dont see a point in photoshopping myself to an extent which people can vaguely see any similarities.

I picked this FAILED, ugly and fat posed picture of mine.
(Sorry to whoever took this photo, it's not you, im just a bad model)

Im not that good in showing much difference but there are differences.
Excuse the bad work on the arm. XD

See, from fat chick to thinner chick.
I made my lips smile.
My eyes bigger and eyeshadow darker.
A smaller and sharper nose.
Slimmer face.
Thinner arms.
Shinier hair.

It's not that hard to do and i bet many online do this.
It only took me like, 1hour plus to do this.

So yeah, dont trust whatever you see online.

Young girls get scammed everyday.
And sad thing is, they are not aware of it.
Just know that in the end it will lead to nothing good.

Alrightey, ive said my piece.
I guess its up to whoever to judge me from my photos.
Only those who actually knows me, KNOWS me.
If you dont know me, dont believe in my photos okay.
I might be some serial rapist, who knows.
Lolx.

"Fat people are happy people"
I chant this whenever i go for late night snacks.

it's basically cos of that thing you do.

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:42:38 GMT

OMG, so traumatising!!

I had put off Velvet's grooming appointment due to time constraints and just now, i decided to cut her claws myself.

Of course i read and did some research on how it's done before proceeding.
Seemed pretty easy. A regular toenail cutter can be used, no fancy gadgets needed.
And the site said all i have to do is to NOT cut the pink flesh of the nail nor cut too deep through the semi visible veins.

Sounds pretty easy right?
NOT.

Damn scary okay.

First we have to coax Velvet to take a nap cos usually we dont feel much pain when we're asleep.
So Brandon was in charge of stroking her softly and closing her eyes as she sleeps facing up.
Then, Tricia was in charge of pushing her claws out (its done by pressing the soft pad under her foot), and then i do the clipping.
Right after that, Trish will file her claws so that it's blunt.

We managed to do her front paws nicely and she slept through the entire process; what a lazy kitty.
After all, i think it feels like a spa & manicure pedicure session for Velvet. So pampered man.
Then we moved to her hind paws, and at the first claw i cut, it bled!
There wasnt much blood but it was so scary to see that little spot of red forming.
Velvet woke up of course, i mean who wouldnt right?
If some pedicurist cuts through your toenail im sure you'd wake up too, or rather, jump up in fright and terror.

Anyways, i dont think it hurt that much cos she went back to sleep again.
So we tissued the area and applied some antiseptic.
And after that, i was so scared of making that same mistake again it took me like 10 minutes on each remaining claw.

Managed to get it all done in the end, but i never wanna do this anymore.
Next time, im letting the groomers do it.

See how sharp her claws are?
See why we desperately needed to cut them?
She's one helluva biting-scratching machine.

Little Miss Velvet.
She has that mean kitty look.

Oh, i went for the Nuffnang's private screening for Hancock on Monday night.
Love the movie.
Will Smith is so awesome. <3
He can save me anytime.

And thank you Nuffnang for giving me the tickets. You just saved me 20 bucks.
So i guess my silly Ghostbusters post paid off after all. Haha.

The cute little button badge they were giving away at the redemption booth.

Yes, we all do love Nuffnang dont we? XD

I finally managed to get the Shu Uemura false lashes that ive been eyeing.
It's a damn realistic looking one, lash per lash.
It's not like overdone or damn obvious or anything but it just adds lashes to one's eyes without being too over-dramatic.
Best thing is, i look like im wearing mascara when im not. Teehee.

Not too over dramatic nor too obvious yet not too plain right?
I likey. =)

Maybe i shall get those butterfly lash types for some extravagant dress up party next time.
For now, subtleness is all i need.

For quite a few years now, people have always been asking me questions about my hair.
Okay, more specifically, my fringe.

Some random stuff like:

"How do you see the road with your hair like that?"
me: with my eyes la.
"You're blocking like 70% of your peripheral vision you know."
me: but i can still see at least 90% of everything.
"Then you must be bumping into things like 10% of the time"
me: dot dot dot. you see 100% of everything but i bet you still knock into things once in a while.
"No i dont. I have perfect vision of everything around me."
me: so do i. Dont look down upon my sighting abilities. I can see things you cant.
"Like what?"
me: that dead person standing beside you.
"!!"

"Eh for goodness sake it's CNY please cut your fringe."
me: why?
"To look more presentable mar."
me: so are you saying i dont look pretty enough?
"No la, dont tell me you want to take ang paos from people looking like that?"
me: ... looking like what?
"Like you just stepped out of Fairy Park cemetery. Later grandma get a heart attack."
me: dot dot dot.

"Are you Ju-On?" (shannon's 6 year old brother)
me: err.. no.
"Then why do you look like that ghost?"
me: im not pale or ugly or have straight, oily hair; since when do i look like her?
"You're hiding your face behind your hair. Like her only."
me: no, it's just my eye that's hiding.
"No, cant really see your face also."
me: *points to exposed areas of face* Then what do you call this?
"Oily skin lor *laugh laugh*"
me: ... You watch out, i will haunt you tonight.
"See, you admit you're Ju-On."
me: ...

And it goes on and on. Stuff like that, accumulated over the years.
I dont understand, what is the problem with hair covering one eye?
Im not blind and im not a cyclops. I can see perfectly.
Plus, it's not even poking my eye.
I like to see everything with one eye just as how a dog sees the world in black and white.
Well, not that the dog has a choice but still; it's my hair so what's the big deal?
Been getting alot of nagging from grandma about my hair. She doesnt approve.
She talks about my one-eye-ness everytime she sees me.
It's been 5years already and she's still going at it.
Sigh.

I guess some things can never be changed, unles i change.
But im super stubborn so, i dont really care.
XD

XOXO

if you're Metrosexual, i Love you already.

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:04:34 GMT

My weekend has been really slow and uneventful.
I hope yours was better than mine.

I spent alot of time at home, mostly with Velvet.
I just found out that this kitty likes camwhoring too.
I was camwhoring with myself, via my phone camera when she jumped onto the couch and onto my lap and in kitty body language, demanded that she be included in the photo too!
Talk about a kitty kat with attitude. Tsk tsk.
She really does take after someone. Hmm..

I wished right at that moment i had my digicam but its out of battery so i was stuck using my low res phone camera.
But better than none.
Plus, the kitty kat was too anxious to camwhore.
She was pawing enthusiastically at my phone, which she never does before (due to me always using her furry paw to clean my phone's screen which is finger-print dirty).
And she's so photogenic, more photogenic than myself. rawr~

Excuse the blurry, camera phone quality images.

I love her eyes in this shot.
So malicious yet innocent.

Her right eye, my left eye.

The kitty kat with the schmelly backside.
My cat farts alot. I have no idea why. XD

Speaking of cats, i have this little GIF image which i find really hilarious. Never fails to crack me up. *grins*

Some random stuff from last Friday.

Kelvin's super crazy, super cock-ish hairdo.

mish: kelv, what's with your hair?
kelv: what? i put it up la.
mish: you look like ure promoting the chicky meal for KFC.
kelv: wtff. i just want to keep my hair from poking my eyes la.
mish: you still look like a chicken though. (i wanted to say cock but then it might sound wrong)
kelv: -.-

Kudos to Jenjen who managed to capture his hairdo of the day.

Miss paparazzi Jen also got a candid shop of moi. (Not moi, its pronounced 'mua' in french. And yes, it means ME.)

eeek. Can see my flabby legs. *runs and hides*
No no, dont look there.
Focus on that gold thingamajiggy on my lap.
See that shiny bling bling there?
I loove gold.
And i loove that handphone pouch of mine.
Matches my handphone's color. ;)

Something new about my preferences now, i absolutely HEART Metrosexual men.
They are hot Hot HOT.

What is the 'traits' of Metrosexual men you as?
Here goes.

1. They spend money on clothes & beauty products. Probably more than you or i do.
2. Wear pink, willingly.
3. They care about their image and appearance, just like how we girls do.
4. They make good shopping buddies.
5. Take good care of themselves, body & health.
6. Check themselves out in any reflective surface.
7. They love the camera.
8. Their morning routine involves 3 different types of moisturiser, cologne and aftershave. (yummy!)
9. Are in touch with their 'feelings'.
10. Love. To. Gossip.

Now what's not to love?
Imagine how fun it would be to have a Metrosexual boyfriend. XD
A shopping partner, mani-pedi partner, facial mask partner, spa partner, basically anything girly.
On top of all that, he will always smell good, look good, and is uber delicious under whatever cicumstances.
What's not to LOVE?

This is what a Metrosexual guy's bag contents looks like. (yes, they carry bags around with them; and designer bags mind you)

Yes, they are not afraid to being around lip balm to keep their lips moisturized, they keep breath mints, eyedrops, compact, hair wax, sunglasses, and yes, even perfume around.
This is definitely how i dreamed of what my boyfriend should be.
After all, how can you love another when you dont even love yourself.
And metrosexuals definitely DO love themselves alot.
Call them vain, but at least they're promoting vanity in style.
I absolutely hate people who stereotype and disregard metrosexuals.
They're not gay.
And that are hell more interesting than you regular, so-called macho guys.

I take back my previous statement of going lesbian, im going metrosexual now.

Here are a few models who made it to my metrosexual list.
Of course, there's alot more but, its for you to get the picture.

The hottest metro of all, Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl.

Oh did i mention that metrosexuals love Gossip Girl as much as we girls do?
Perhaps,even more.

Well, you guys are the best.
Dont let those stereotypers tell you any different.

XOXO

my cat doesnt BITE, I DO.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:11:20 GMT

Watched WANTED today.
And i tell you, Angelina Jolie is hot Hot HOT!!
Brad Pitt was smart to snag her. Too bad for Jen Anniston though i really like her as well.
Back to Angie J., her tattoos were smokin' hot.
I seriously want one now.

As for the movie itself, it's not bad.
Something about making bullets 'curve' around obstacles to hit some unseen target on the other side.
And also something about assassins and my fake father real father, i killed my dad kinda thing.
*oops did i spoil anything here?*
Anyways, should be worth watching as compared to the Hulk.
I nearly fell asleep throughout the whole Hulk movie.
I know that there are many Hulk fans out there, but i just cant get myself to like the big angry green dude.
Cant wait to see how Hancock will be like this Monday night. XD
Tank yius Nuffnang! *grins*

Thanx to schmelly kins for Movie Day.
Well,nearly everyday is Movie Day for him.

Yesh, and my syok-sendiri photos.
Camwhore camwhore.

On the side note:
"I may be a whore but Kelvin is mister bitchy bimbo" :p
*inside joke*

Anyways, updates on Joseph's class today.

I.. DID NOT... get slaughtered by him.
Thank gawd.

Some of my classmates got some really harsh comments from him though *ouch*
But im just really thankful mine fell through.
Now at least i can focus on my stationery design for the incoming 3 weeks.
And then, holidays.
And i'll be off to Bangkok, Thailand during September. XD
Finally, my long awaited holiday.
Ive been working like a donkey, busy like a bee this entire year.
Okay not exactly that hardworking or busy, but still, it's been a crazy year.

Especially with my Bouncing Bananas, me & Chelle hav extra things on our hands.
Good thing it's our short sem now. I cant imagine next sem.
We're already getting very very confused with our customer orders, but no worries it's all settled out.
And next term will be utter hell. (We'll be getting Joseph for C.I.2)
Hun, we need to be more organized. ;)

Thinking about it, another year to go before i graduate.
Like finally!
But i'll definitely be missing my crazy gang from AD068.
Working life will suck, according to Nikki.
Eyh speaking about Nikki, woman i miss you!
Our Thursday night plan went kaput. :(

Oh btws, here's the shoe which i was working on at the Basketball event on Sunday.

Thanx Kenzy, for the photo. XD
Muahaha, my first shoe masterpiece.
Okay its kinda sucky la, Kenzy has better designs, like seriously.

Miss Schmelly Velvet has been biting and scratching and pouncing and biting everyone in the family.
Even our guests.

She's bloody not afraid of anyone, except Russell, and she bites non-stop.
Argh. Tell me,what do i do with this impossible kitty?
Im very afraid one day she might get to Tarzan and... well,you know.
I need a kitty pro, pronto! Pls IM me. Or drop comments.

But all that aside, she's still the sweet little kitty that smells like green apples after a nice bath.
She cries and wails alot during bathtime.
It's like punishment to her. *muahahaha*
She doesnt smell bad at most times, but i just feel the need to bathe her once a week.
I love the apple-ley smell. XD

Sayang you la you schmelly furry feline. My precious.
Rawr~

I like sunny days, it makes my hair look extra brown.
Im still trying to dye those reds out of my hair.

Enjoy your weekends people.
xoxo